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Definitions of Designations:-
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Project Manager
is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
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Developer
is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
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Onsite Coordinator
is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month
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Client
is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
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Marketing Manager
is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
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Resource Optimization Team
thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
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Documentation Team
thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
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Quality Auditor
is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
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Tester
is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
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HR Manager
is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!
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