DOCTOR: Recently a
love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me desirous of marriage. I'm
looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is
religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin.
I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects. Apply or reply.
DRUNKER: Wanted a
girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional
alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home only seven
times a week. Girl preffered will carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet
personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.
LAWYER: I hereby
beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after
marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl
should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the
service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objection would be
overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the
can be deferred But needs to B fixed by the Next Build. She Must not be
PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, USER FRIENDLY. We are ready to Test the Application &
CERTIFY the product but we will assure it will never be released to ANY OTHER
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