1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card)
- I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card)
- I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) -
That you're not here to ruin it for me ..
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) -
Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) -
Almost lifelike!
6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) -
Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) -
Did you ever find out who the father was?
8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card)
- I'd miss you terribly and think of you often .
9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card)
- So we're having you put to sleep.
10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but
wonder.....
(Inside card) -
What the
hell
was I thinking
11. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) -
It's almost like you're still here.
12. Thank you for being part of my life.....
(Inside card) -
I never knew what evil was until I met you!
13. Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) -
Too bad no one likes your husband.
14. How can I say this....
(Inside card) -
Your cooking kills me
15. Hooray.....
(Inside card) -
You're divorced.
