Kids
in
school
think
quickly
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and
find
North A
me
rica
.
MARIA : Here
it is!
TEACHER :
Correct. Now class, who discovered
A
me
rica
?
CLASS
: Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late,
Frank?
FRANK :
Because of the sign.
TEACHER
: What sign?
FRANK
: The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing
your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told
me
to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn,
how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN :
K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'
TEACHER :
No, that's wrong
GLENN
: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked
me
how I spell it!
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TEACHER
: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER :
What are you talking about?
DONALD
: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie,
na
me
one important thing we have
today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE
: Me!
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TEACHER :
Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS
: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER :
Millie, give
me
a sentence starting
with 'I.'
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER :
No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE
: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER :
Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sa
me
day, sa
me
ti
me
.'
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TEACHER:
George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?'
LOUIS : Because George
still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER :
Now, Simon, tell
me
frankly, do you
say prayers before eating?
SIMON :
No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER :
Clyde
, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly
the sa
me
as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE
:
No, teacher, it's the sa
me
dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people
are no longer interested?
HAROLD
: A teacher.
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