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Kids in school think  quickly
TEACHER    :    Maria, go to the map and find North A me rica .
MARIA         :    Here it is!

TEACHER    :    Correct. Now class, who discovered A me rica ?
CLASS          :    Maria!
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TEACHER     :    Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK          :    Because of the sign.

TEACHER     :    What sign?
FRANK          :    The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'
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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN       :   You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER    :   Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN         :    K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'

TEACHER    :    No, that's wrong
GLENN         :    Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER    :    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD      :    H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER    :    What are you talking about?
DONALD      :    Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER      : Winnie, na me one important thing we have today that we
didn't  have ten years ago.

WINNIE        :    Me!
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TEACHER    :    Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS          :    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER    :    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE    :    I is...

TEACHER    :    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE     :    All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER    :    Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sa me day, sa me ti me .'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
               didn't punish  him?'
LOUIS    : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER      :  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON          :    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER      :  Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the sa me as
your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE   :    No, teacher, it's the sa me dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people  are no longer interested?
HAROLD   :     A teacher.  

 


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