There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver &
wife
the
kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages
with other kidney.
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Generation Next Motto
: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko
karne
denge.
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"U love someone..U marry someone else. ..The one u marry becomes ur
wife or husband And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id"
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What's the diff between
Dava
&
Daru
?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
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and the final one!!....
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her
mouth shut
!
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