Prison vs Cubicle...

IN PRISON

AT WORK

you get time off for good behavior.
                       

you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
                                           

IN PRISON

AT WORK

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..    
                                       

you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .

IN PRISON

AT WORK

you can watch TV and play games.

you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON

AT WORK

you get your own toilet .

you have to share .

IN PRISON
they allow your family and    
friends to visit.

AT WORK
 

IN PRISON

AT WORK

all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
                                 

You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.