A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a
little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the
dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: 'You are a
hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'..
The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!'
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
'Brave American saves life of little girl' the policeman answers.
'But I am not an American!' - says the man.
Oh, what are you then?'
The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!
The next day the newspapers say: 'Extremist kills innocent American dog.'