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"Sanjeev Sharma"
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08/28/2006 03:37 PM
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"Ranjit Chimote" <Ranjit.Chimote@sos.sungard.com>,
Amit Kumar6/India/IBM@IBMIN, "Shashank Hazari" <Shashank.Hazari@sos.sungard.com>,
<jbarsude@selectica.com>
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Fw:seasons best(dhyan se)
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A girl went to a swimming pool in a
BRA & PANTY.
Coach : Mam, here two piece costume
is not allowed.
Girl : Kaun sa Utaroon? !!!
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One day a man goes to bank for withdrawing
cash.
Lady cashier asked: So so ke loge?
Man replied: Khade khade bhi chalega.
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A Girl lodging a FIR report against
the Rapist
Girl : Inspector saab,
char mein ek ne mere breast pakde,
ek ne meri gand mari,
ek ne choda,
ek ne chooma.
Inspector : Bus kar, FIR likha rahi
hai....
Ya land khada kar rahi hai.
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A lady lost 3 panties in her house.
She asked her husband but he didn't
know.
Husband asked maid.
Maid replied: Saab, aapko to maloom
hai mai aandar kuchh nahi pahanti.
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Man went to a bakery & asks
MAN : Abe pau hai kya?
BAKERYWALA : To kya madarchod, lund
pe khada hu kya?
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A Lady dashes a man while getting in
the bus ....
Man : Apne santre sambhaliye ma'm,
they disturb me.
Lady : (Angrily) Tumko kya, santre
mere hai na.
Man : Haan par juice to mera nikal
raha hai.
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Saas aur bahu me hamesha anban kyo?
Kyonki jis ladke ki underwear saas
ne 25 saal sambhali
Who bahu ne 2 minute me utari.
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Teacher: Kya cheez muh mein nahin leni
chahiye.
Student: Jalta hua bulb
Teacher: Why ?
Student: kal raat ko mummy papa se
keh rdhi thi "Bulb bujha do to muh
mein loongi"
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Sardar : How u got pregnant without
me?
Wife : I was praying ur ID photo daily.
Sardar : Chutiya banati hai, photo
to passport size ka hai, samaan
kahan
hai?
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Sardar with big tummy go for walk in
lungi.
One girl jokingly ask : Ye matka kitne
ka?
He lift lungi & says : Nul ke saath
450 ka.
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A sardar havin sex with his wife when
his condom went in.
wife asked: Ab kya hoga?
Sardar: kuchh nahi, bachcha pagdi ke
saath aaega.
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Sardar : Maine ladka maanga tha ladki
kaise ho gayi?
Sardarni : Tumhare bharose rahati to
ye bhi nahi hoti.
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A sardar gave 36 roses to his GF, who
thrilled, undresses lies down
spreads her legs & says: "This
is for the roses."
Sardar: "Why, cant you find a
vase."
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A crow shits on a sardar, sardarni
hands over tissue to sardarji.
Sardar says: Ab kiski gaand ponchhu,
kawwa to udd gaya.
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Sardar : Lets try something different.
Do it in ears.
Sardarni : Hohji, main behra ho gayi
to?
Sardar : Aaj tak goongi hui kya?
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(A man visits his doctor and.....)
Man : Doc, mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doctor : do u have girlfriend?
Man : No
Doctor : Do u visit pros?
Man : No
Doctor : Do u go for mujra?
Man : No
Doctor : To khada karke uspar kya coat
taangega?
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