Signs to Make you Laugh

# Sign on a railway station at Patna : 
Aana free, jaana free, 
pakde gaye to khana free.    

# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay : 
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. 
She may be your grandmother!  

# Seen on a bulletin board: 
Success is relative 
More the success, more the relatives.  

# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay : 
we need your heads to run our business.  

# A traffic slogan: 
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....  

#THE BEST ONE : 
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations 
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.' 
- Indian Armed Forces