A
college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following
questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on
me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... am I doing it?
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at
me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately
you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for
it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting
you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your
bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college
because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with
a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early
at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before anyone could meet on my
birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't
delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your
heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you
are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love, Aakash
Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format.
Aakash,
Please answer the following
Yes/No questionnaire.
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering
the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No
2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will
he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my
childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... right ?
(a) Yes (b) No
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you
understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus
stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's
flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in
temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No
If
you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not
loving you
.
If you have answered "No", then you don't know the
meaning of Love.
