old ones.. but good
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans
pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya
kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt
pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch
to pehan le!
Similarity between Gandhiji &
Mallika?
Dono
ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion
ke liye!
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad
aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai
Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad
aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab
Kuch Naya Hai
Judge: U r crossing
the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa
kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call
me saala?
Lawyer: My Lo
r
d,
I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
Bhikhari: Saab
1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari:
Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye
fase huye hain.
Generation
Next Motto:
Na
hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon
ko karne denge.
FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon
ki FOOLwari me
FOOL
ke sath wish kiya '
You are the
most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst
all FOOLS
What do u call a
woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd
of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And
all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
What's the diff between
Dava & Daru?
Dava
is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta
hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha
chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta
hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch
gadbad hai.
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