Software Depression Life Cycle - Must See

  Mahipal
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Software Engineer Depression Life Cycle
 
College Life:
College Life .. Bindas…..!!!!!!!  ……
 
 
 
Campus Selection:
 
Our  Interviewer… Seems to be  Dedicated…and Serious …
 
 
Joining Date:
Call from Company HR to Join……
 
 
 
Dilemma:
 
Two Offers in Hand what to do…???? ……..      
 
 
Induction:
 
 Same Guy Interviewer  Ha ha feels lot relaxed… .
 
 
Project Allocation :
What is this..Seems Some thing is Wrong                                                                                                                                                                  
 
Team Introduction:
Things going bitter………………
 
 
 
Mentor :
 
Mentor  Please help me…Night out's I am working 18 hrs  a day.. …I got Screwed…                          
 
 
Coding :
 
 
 
It Confirm …and Official …I am in a fix…Some One Please Help me out..Please… I am dying out of frustration and depression…
 
 
                                                                                               
 
 
Testing:
 
Tester : Don't….Worry Brother …I am there to hear you…But One thing….
               What is this Code…..You Idiot…it's performance is no good than Hosur road traffic..Stupid...You illiterate Coder….illogical thinker..!^@#^!#&*(&

 

 

 


 

                                                                       
 
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                                  Finally One Day  Adieu Mail to ALL
 
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To : All My Brain Eaters, Blood Suckers , Head Ache sources, Boday Ache Providers, finally to Man Eaters..
 
 
Subject: Adieu
Importance : High
 
HI ALL,
 
            I thank every one of you in name who made me like this..and today I am transformed from a College Hero ..to …Useless Zero..and all the Credit belongs to you.. I Sincearly request every one..not try to contact me again in my life…
 
 
I am Going to Himlayas in Search of  MY MANAGERS BRAIN………….
 
No Thanks and No Regards,
 
Bye…                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

 


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