Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in d sky Dropping shit into ur
eye. U don't worry u don't cry U just thank God that cows do not fly....
AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur
'THANDA MATLAB'
Coca-Cola
Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye
to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi
rehti
hain...
Wat a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of
Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand
her.
Thought of the day: "if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil
always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"
Pad likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !!
So enjoY!!
If dentists make films, d names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
2day i have not sent Msgs 2 anybody Except U. 2day i have not thought
about anybody Except U. Bcos my Policy is One day One Fool.....!
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