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No.10 - Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
As a general rule, don’t reference a woman’s ass upon first meeting her -- especially in conjunction with a “joke” that a second grader could come up with. First, you’ll come off as crass. Second, your true IQ will shine through.
No.9 -
Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb.
“I actually heard someone say this to a female friend of mine. The reaction to the pickup line was five people started laughing all at once at the poor boy. This has got to make it on the list. Not only is calling a girl a bomb really cheesy, but anything that links her dad to a terrorist is only gonna get you in trouble"
No.8 - If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the
sh*t.
OK, we get that anyone who says this is trying to be creative, but this pickup line doesn’t stand a snowballs chance in hell to becoming what white is to rice.
No.7 - Excuse me, can you give me directions...
“Pulled up to a young lady on the street in my ride and asked ‘Excuse me, can you give me directions...’ and she looked ready to help until I said "to your house?" Then she walked away and said "Nice try."
No.6 - Oh, excuse me, but I think you dropped something.
“Then hand her a piece of paper with your phone number.”
No.5 - My penis just died; can I bury it in your ass?
“My buddy's favorite: It’s never been used, but it cannot be too effective.”
No.4 - Hey, you look really fun - I had to come talk to you.
“This is the worst or
most controversial one I've used. It can be misinterpreted easily depending on the girl, and can result in a backlash. The point intended is to give some sort of a reason as to why you randomly picked this girl to come talk to. She may pick it up as: ‘Oh, this guy is insinuating I'd be fun or good in bed.’ Anyways, I used this once and the girl of course took it the wrong way, resulted with a gasp, a deep glare and walking away. However, I've used it before and it has resulted in a number. Use this one with caution guys."
No.3 - I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger
“After beckoning someone with the ‘come here’ motion with the index finger say: ‘I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger."
No.2 - Does this smell like chloroform to you?
A dude who says this has seen The Vanishing one too many times. Creepy, just
creepy. Do you also have a trapdoor in your kitchen floor that leads to a secret room full of mid-18th century surgical tools?
No.1 - My love for you is like diarrhea - I just can't keep it in.
“OK, I never used this one, but someone used it on a friend of mine and I swear it has to be the worst I've ever heard. I believe that would be borderline disturbing for any girl to hear.”
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