How to catch a squirrel
How to catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and
just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they
just love NUTS !
What would confuse
What would confuse a mentally challenged
person?
Answer: A pineapple.Confused. ..? I knew you would be!
Easiest way to die
Easiest way to die:
1. Have a cigar daily - you will die 10 years early.
2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early.
3. But love someone truly - you will die daily!
Men want 3 qualities in wives
Men want 3 qualities in wives : Economist
in kitchen, artist in home devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen,
devil in home & economist in Bed.
Little Johnny's attention
The maths teacher saw that little Johnny
wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, Pappu! What
are 4, 2, 28 and 44? Little Johnny quickly replied, Cartoon Network, Ten
Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!
I Have Changed My Mind
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
What is your height and position?
Control to pilot: What is your height and
position?
Pilot: I'm five feet eight inches and i'm sitting down.
Why do bees hume
Why do bees hume? Because they've forgotten
the words.
Santa found the answer
Santa found the answer to the most difficult
question ever:
What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first,
will come first.
Maths & Women
Maths Women are the two most complicated
things in this world...But maths at least has some logic!
We waste time
We waste time looking for the perfect lover,instead
of creating the perfect love....Tom Robbins.
Why women live a better life
Why women live a better, longer a peaceful
life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
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