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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it. --------------- Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects... --------------- Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney. If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney. --------------- Generation Next Motto : Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge. --------------- "U love someone..U marry someone else. ..The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id" --------------- What's the diff between Dava & Daru ? Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. --------------- Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai. --------------- and the final one!!.... The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut !
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